A Bi-Polar Alcoholic & His Drunken Wife Open a Bar
Sounds Like The 1st Line of One of "Those" Jokes.
Dear Friend,
Bet You Didn't Expect to Read a Story about How We Carry The ATTENTION GETTING POWER of a 6 Foot Tall -- Pink Teddy Bear in my pocket.
Check out My GIANT PINK TEDDY BEAR:
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This story is About how we Got the Daughter of 2 Addicts To Walk over and Chat with us. And The Reason Why She Told me Her Mom Quit Drinking. Because She had to Catch Her Kids before "Hubby" threw them into the wall.
So.
How DO You Get Total Strangers to TRUST You? Share Secrets Their Friends and Co-Workers Never Find Out?
Let's Start at THE END of The Story. Then Circle Back Around.
Because we Met This Lady while Flirt Testing a Marketing Idea.
Question:
How Would YOU Get the Millionaire owner of a Business to Talk to You On The Phone? For the Purposes of SELLING them something?
You can call and call and call. Which is what 99% do.
OR
You Federal Express Them a GIANT PINK TEDDY BEAR.
And Before The Bear Arrives phone the Receptionist.
And
Say, "Your Boss, Mr Smith, Will Get a Giant Pink Teddy Bear in the mail Tomorrow. And I'm Calling to Get Your Email address So I can Send You "PINK TEDDY BEAR DIRECTIONS."
A -- How to Get The Teddy Bear out of the box without Tearing a leg off.
B -- How to Make Extra Cash with "BooBoo The PINK Bear" -- in The Waiting Room. With a "Sign Around his Neck that Says, "Have a Candy."
C -- How to Put the PINK BEAR in Your Front Seat. And Attract Prospects to Your Business.
In Just 2 or 3 Phone Calls and an email.
YOU WILL HAVE The Smiling and Laughing Biz owner on the phone chatting about the page of 7 Figure ideas -- You Included with The PINK BEAR DIRECTIONS.
Now.
How Do We SHRINK the Pink Bear Down so All that POWER fits in your Pocket or Purse?
You Flirt with Pretty Girls and Handsome men.
No, really!
Of course, Every Idea We Test Is Not a ROARING SUCCESS.
FAILED TEST EXAMPLE:
Hillary Clinton -- Fake Money --
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Donald Trump Fake Money --
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BIG FAILURE.
Waiters and Waitresses and Even Cooks would Get Into BIG ARGUMENTS over either Fake Bill The Waitress Chose as a Tip.
Trump or Hillary -- Both Created NEGATIVE EMOTIONS.
Even Though The Donald Trump money was VERY POPULAR. More than 50% of Fast Food Drive Thru Cashiers AND Waitresses Chose TRUMP MONEY over a real Dollar bill.
But After spotting a few WRASSLING Matches.
I Quit Tipping with Trump money.
You DO KNOW there are Websites full of stories about how Waiters and Cooks SPIT in the food of patrons they don't like?
BIG SUCCESS -- LED Ice Cubes -
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BIG SUCCESS -- LED Rubber Ring--
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"BIG SUCCESS" means -- that When You Hold Up a 1.00 Bill Next to a LED RING. Or Point to 2 IceCubes in Your Drink -- as a TIP.
Your Waitress Chooses the LED TOY 90% of the Time.
Our Testing shows that When This Happens. A Similar POSITIVE RESULT will Happen with a Sales Prospect 2000 Miles away.
This Quick Face to Face SUCCESSFUL Test Translates into FUN on the Phone with Clients and Prospects.
When You Mail them a Dozen LED RINGS.
Call and The Entire Office Team is FLASHING and Blinking.
You Get THE BOSS on the phone in a Jiffy.
And, of course, This LED Tipping of our Waitress is what Attracted the Daughter of the 2 Addicts over to my Table.
We Shared some Funny Stories about The LED Ice Cubes. The LED Rings. And Gave Her both items.
And LISTENED.
Okey Dokey.
If You are Wandering about the Trillion Dollar INVISIBLE PSYCHOLOGY we Used (In this Story) to Attract The Daughter -- Whose Dad Bounced her off Walls. And other Patrons -- Over to our Table -- During THE PANDEMIC.
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Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association
