A Poem About A Bird Who Attacks My AirConditioner

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There Once Was a Man Asleep,

In a Sleep So Deep,

He Dreamed He Heard Banging Outside,

But by The Time He Pried,

His Eyes Open Wide,

There Was Nothing Outside.

Then While The Man Was Eating a Banana,

Without so much as a Hosanna,

A Dirty Gray Bird Appeared,

Which was Weird,

Cuz Mr Bird Didn't Care About The A/C,

Because You See,

He Was There for The A/C Cover,

And the Noisy Banging and Flutter,

The Total Devastation & Bloody Murder,

Without Asking, "With Your Permission, Kind Sir,

All the Huffing and Puffing,

While the Bird Ripped the Stuffing,

And tore Strips off the Tarp,

Which Caused the Man's Mind to Warp.

It Turns Out My UnWelcome Guest,

My New Bird Buddy and Pest,

What a Jest,

The Crazed Bird Is Building a NEST.

Thank You,

The Sleepy Poet,

Glenn Osborn