Anonymous Client Buys Me a Humungus 9 Foot Tall Teddy Bear

Hi,

So I asked my (Billionaire Idea Testing Ezine List Readers) to Buy Me a 6 foot tall Teddy Bear.

*********

..."YOU CAN BUY ME A GIANT 6 Foot Tall Teddy
Bear.
So I Can Take Him to Lunch and Dinner.
(My Mentor, Brenda, Does This to Close MLM Clients for her 14 Million Business. And I wanna Build a New Book Around the idea.

Take a Giant SIX FOOT TEDDY Bear Out To Lunch & Dinner -- SMACK IN THE MIDDLE of the -- PANDEMIC. Sit Mr BEAR Down in a Chair at my Table. Put a Plate and Drink in front of him. Introduce Him to PRETTY GIRLS who come over to Say, "Hi.")
Here is The TEDDY BEAR I WANT.
LifeTime Guarantee.
Free Repairs at the BEAR HOSPITAL in Vermont.
Click Me For Bear!
*********

Instead Some WISE GUY or Gal Buys me a MONSTER 9 foot tall Teddy Bear.

Like THIS ONE --

Click Me for Bear!

I Phoned the Company and asked a few Questions:

I -- Can I get a seat Belt on this Bear? (Nope)

II -- Can I carry it into Restaurants. (No -- the feet will drag)

III -- Will the 9 foot Bear Fit in a Chair at a Restaurant? (I might need 3 Chairs.)

So I Asked to Switch my order.

And when the 6 foot bear ALSO was Too Big --

and

Did Not Fit into a Seat Belt -- A Chair or Under My arm.

I

Ended up with a 4 Foot Tall PINK Teddy Bear.

========

So here is the Plan:

A -- I have to name this Bear. (Pink, so it will be a Girls name.)

Great Excuse to Walk around a Restaurant and Get Teddy Bear NAMING Suggestions.

B -- PLUS I wanna Try to Fit a Face Mask on My Pink Teddy Bear.

I'm sure if I ask My Waiters and Waitresses will HELP. Gonna Take 3 Arms to get the String Tied to the rubber on the Mask. So Trying to Put the Mask on should be FUN with help from My waiter or waitress.

C -- Getting Prompt Service shouldn't be a Problem Either.

But I am Trying to Figure out how to Get the BEAR to Pay.

**Maybe some double Sided Tape on one paw? Slap a 20 dollar bill on it? Wave the Paw at the Bartender or Waiter?
**Perhaps just tie a String around one Pink Paw -- Slip a Tip Under the String.

Dunno which one will Work Best.

Should be FUN to find out -- though.

AND IMPORTANT TOO.

Folks are Scared. Too Many are Watching the News. (Who Only Report the WORST.) Instead of Counting the # of people around them who have Caught The VIRUS.

(EDITORS NOTE -- Where We Live Here Up close to Pennsylvania Border -- in Northern MD -- Nobody is Sick. Of my Customers all over the Globe. Only 1 man in the UK has caught the Virus.)

But "Masked-up" Everybody is Pretty Darn Safe. So walking in with a PINK TEDDY BEAR should Shake things Up.

A Pink Bear,

Sitting in a Chair,

Without a Care,

Just Sitting There,

Is Pretty RARE.

Should Put Smiles on Faces. (Under the masks)

Get things Back to Normal.

Help People Relax.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association