Don't Buy A $13 Soda Can Crusher -- Instead Use My Stomper

Dear Friend,

I Like Soup. I Often Combine a 47 cent Can of Corn, A Can of String Beans, a Can of Peas And a Can of Chicken Soup.

4 cans for a meal Take up a Lot of Space in my Trash Can. So I looked for a Metal Soup Can Crusher.

NOBODY SELLS THEM.

Beer and Soda Can Crushers? All over the place.

BUT Don't Go Away. Because This Little Article will make You Think Twice About Drilling holes in YOUR WALL to install a Soda Can Crusher.

Below is The Amazon.com Best Seller You SHOULD NOT BUY...

Pic #1 -- Link to Soda Can Smasher You DO Not Need.

Click Me.

Since Nobody Makes a Metal Soup Can Crusher -- I WINGED IT.

Step I -- I Moved a wood Block over next to my Porch.

Step II -- I took my Ax. Cut a Notch in the Top So cans wouldn't roll off.

Step III -- I Moved a sledgehammer up next to my back door.

Pic #2 -- Sledgehammer -- And WoodBlock with NOTCH cut in top so Cans don't Roll off.

My notch worked fine.

I Smashed a Five Gallon Bucket of Soup cans with my Sledgehammer. However It was a Pain in the butt. If I hit the can Perfectly I only Crushed 1/2 the can. So I Had to Smack it twice.

Hitting the Can Off-center shot the can off into the yard. So I had to walk over and Carry it back. And Start over.

Disgusted.

I dumped a pile of Soup cans on the cement sidewalk. STOMPED ONE with my tennis Shoe. Then Stomped The Butt End Again.

EUREKA!

A Flattened Can.

Below is a Photo of my 2 Stompers.

Pic #3 -- Photo of My 2 Black Tennis Shoes

And Here is another Photo of an empty Can of Peas. And a STOMPED Can of Peas -- right Next to it.

Pic #4 -- A Can of peas -- next to a Crushed Can of Peas I Used The "Stomper" on.

In My Opinion We Just Discovered a Better Way to Flatten Cans.

Ok.

Please Let me Talk to The Engineers among You.

Point One -- YES, My Stomped Soup Cans are UGLY. But Since there IS no Metal Soup Can Crusher Please Cut me some Slack. Yes, the can is Not perfectly Flat. And the can is lying on it's side. But a Lot more fit in my Trash Can. So I am Happy.

Point Two -- IF You Want a Perfectly Smooshed Soda or Beer Can. Crushed Top -- straight down to the bottom -- Get a Regular Can Crusher.

Point Three -- But If You are Like me. You Only Want to Make More space in Your Trash Can. A Flattened Can in the Reclining Position is fine.

UGLY but fine.

ONE MORE THING.

And Yes -- I'm going to do it.

I'm going to say, "I TOLD YOU So."

I Guarantee you.

Sometime soon.

In the near future.

You will be in a Rush. And You will have a bunch of Soda Cans to deal with.

AND You will Remember this article.

AND you will Use your OWN TWO STOMPERS to Flatten your cans. And things will work out fine.

UGLY but Flat.

And You Will Not Get Hassled by The UGLY CAN CRITIC. In Fact, nobody will care.

This will be our little Secret. Just btwn You and me.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association