Horse Girl Smacks Herself In Face with Squeegee
Dear Friend,
Donny calls me with a Flirt Story.
Donny is gassing up at the pump.
A short brunette gets out of her Truck behind him. She is wearing the Horse riding outfit. Jodhpurs, boots, vest, Riding hat -- the Works.
And
Is Pulling her Horse in a Trailer.
Her Horse and Trailer have been in some mud. The Sides and Tires are Splashed and Muddy.
She Starts Pumping gas.
Then Comes forward with The Squeegee the Gas Station Provides to Wash Her Windshield.
Donny says he didn't want to Stare.
But watched out of the corner of his eye.
The Girl was So Petite she couldn't Reach much of her Windshield over the High Bonnet of her Truck.
So Donny in his Mask.
Jumped over to the opposite side of her Truck hood.
Waved.
Shouted.
Pointed.
And The Horse Girl Jerked Back.
Hit herself in the face with The Squeegee Sponge. Splashing water all over her front. And Stumbled Back and sort of Bounced off of the Gas Pump behind her.
Donny Says, "Ooops. I Just Wanted to Offer My Windshield Cleaning Services."
Went over.
Picked the Squeegee off the Ground.
Handed it to her while she got her Mask On Straight
Donny Reported the Girl Out of Breath.
Saying, "You Startled Me."
But she DID allow him to wash Her Windshield.
And Introduced Donny to her Horse.
"Honeysuckle."
Seems the Horse REALLY Likes to Eat Honeysuckle. And Thus The Name.
Great Story.
Thank You Donny,
Glenn