"How Do You Keep Your Glasses From Fogging Up?" Cashier Answer: "SHAVING CREAM."

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Dear Friend,

At the Grocery Store Check-Out -- I Said, "I'm SMILING behind my mask."

Then I Held Up an Instant Scratch Off Lotto Ticket.

And said, "Here is a Thank You Reward for Helping Me today."

Spotting The Cashiers Glasses sitting atop her Mask. I said in a TEASING VOICE.

"How do You Keep Your Glasses From Fogging Up? I'd use your name. But I can't even SEE your Name Tag."

Her Instant Answer: "SHAVING CREAM."

I laughed.

Then commented, "Wow. You are Fast. You should go into Standup Comedy. Your Mind is Lightning Fast."

The Cashier replied, "NO, REALLY. I use Shaving Cream!"

ME -- "Ok. I just got a flash of you SHAVING Your GLASSES. Kinda Weird. How does this work?"

Another lady in Line CHIMED IN.

"It's easy. You Spray on The Shaving Cream. Wipe it off. Dry the Glasses. Then use a soft cloth to get rid of smudges."

ME -- "Yikes I feel Kinda Behind The times here. How do both of you know this stuff?

Like a Chorus of Two -- Both Women said.

INTERNET.

And Suddenly from DEAD SILENCE in Line. Everybody was talking. Which is what I was Aiming for when I LOTTO TIP THANKED the Cashier.

Just because THE VIRUS is stalking us.

Is No Reason to GET DEPRESSED and Quit Talking to each other.

YOU ASK, "Glenn, Did you Run Back to the house and Spray Shaving Cream on Your Glasses?"

HECK NO.

I Only Wear a Mask Every 7 days or so. When I go shopping.

Plus I Discovered I can Blow my Breath out the bottom of my Mask. I Have a Good Quality Painters Mask. For use in Toxic Environments. So you don't breathe in Poisonous Chemicals.

If I lift the bottom a bit -- as I approach the Cashier -- my Glasses Clear up just fine.

However.

The Reason Why I am Sharing This TidBit about UNFOGGING Your Glasses?

For the 1000's of people who are in SERVICE Jobs -- all day.

Who must wear a Mask.

To Talk to.

Interact with folks -- face to face -- for 8 hours a day.

Like Dr Frankenstein SCREAMS in the Movie, "Young Frankenstein" -- Written By Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks.

"THIS

"COULD

"WORK! (For you.)

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn