Kate Beckinsale Runs Thru Hotel Hallways in a Horse Costume When She Feels UnHappy

Dear Friend,

Kate Beckinsale, the star of theThe Vampire Movie Series, "UnderWorld" has a Secret Weapon that Keeps Her Happy.

She first Discovered it at Halloween -- years ago.

Rented a Horse Costume.

Enjoyed it SO much She bought a Horse Outfit. Packs it with her luggage. Takes Her Horse outfit All over the World.

After a Bad Day on a Movie Set Kate Puts on her Horse Costume. And runs thru the halls of her hotel.

"Cheers me right up" She says.

You Know This Has a Domino Effect at her Hotel, right?

Just to make Sure Nobody calls the Cops. The Hotel Manager has to Tell the staff. And other hotel Guests too.

PLUS Insurance -- Wise. NOT GOOD if somebody tackles Kate inside her Horse Outfit and Breaks a rib.

Thus.

In or Out of Her HORSE COSTUME -- Kate gets Smiles and Laughter from Hotel Staffers.

And they Feel Like they KNOW her too. So everybody says "Hi."

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS?

Because we do something Similar from Home.

I -- We Sent a 2 foot tall Frankenstein Monster toy to a CPA Client in Texas. The Toy comes with Ping Pong Balls you can Shoot out of the top of the Monsters Cranium.

We KNOW this Created Smiles and Laughter.

Why?

Because Larry-The-CPA -- Sent me a video of himself chasing his staffers around the office. Shooting Ping Pong Balls at them with his MONSTER TOY.

II -- We sent a Princess Teddy Bear to a Client in Vegas.

The Princess Bear wore a crown. Carried a Magic Wand. And wore A Pink Dress and Slippers.

Wally was Bored in "Music Appreciation Class" in College. So He Carried His 3 foot tall Princess Bear into Class on his shoulder. And Sat her Down in the Chair Next to his.

Wally Enjoyed what happened Next.

NOBODY Sat Near him.

NOBODY talked to him.

NOBODY Looked at this Crazy man with his Pink -- Princess Bear sitting in the Desk Chair beside him.

Wally commented, "Very Relaxing. And the Professor Stopped Calling on me in Class."

Wally sent me 12K to do some Marketing for him.

III -- We Found 5 Small Business Millionaires on Alignable.com -- Sent all 5 a Case of Confetti Cannon.

And phoned to get the Receptionists Email -- so I could send them the "CONFETTI CANNON SAFETY DIRECTIONS REPORT."

We got the idea from the CEO of T-Mobil. We Spotted him Publicly Rewarding The #1 Salesperson in an office -- by shooting a Confetti cannon all over his Desk.

All 5 Answered the Phone Laughing -- BEFORE their Confetti Cannon Arrived.

WHY?

It Might have been Because of the Thank You Note we Emailed.

And it Might Have Been Because of the Contents of my "CONFETTI CANNON SAFETY DIRECTIONS REPORT."

Safety Advice A -- Don't shoot the cannon off next to your ear.

Safety Tip B -- Practice First before you Try to Shoot confetti at the Window Next the Drive Thru Cashier. (I shot confetti all over the roof!)

Safety Tip C -- Don't shoot confetti on Your Bank Managers window. Then GIFT her one. My BANK MANAGER no longer speaks to me.

Even though SHE is to Blame.

SHE gave the Confetti Cannon to her Husband who Promptly shot it off in the Living Room. AND Guess Who had to Clean it up?

In every Case -- The Secretary was WORRIED -- After reading The Safety Directions.

But the OWNER WAS LAUGHING.

(EDITORS NOTE -- Pretty Clear who has to do Cleanup in these offices.)

RESULTS -- I Didn't want to work with 3. But The owner of The Insurance Company Cut my Insurance Bill by 1000 bucks a year.

And the Lady Chiropractor -- who was going to weekly TANTRIC SEX Meetings.

For Spiritual Enlightenment.

To Get Closer to God thru Various Kinds of Alcohol And Tantric methods.

Asked us for help.

Michelle WANTED to Persuade her Best Chiropractice Clients to SIGN up for TANTRIC ENLIGHTENMENT.

So we First -- Sent a Questionnaire to Find out Who ALREADY had a Wine or Liquor Collection.

THEN we Sent this shorter list (Ideal Prospects with a Wine Hobby) -- a Series of Stories about the Results 6 Different people in Michelles TANTRIC CLASS -- were Getting.

We had fun Creating SIX Restaurant "Style" Menu's.

But with Sex Positions.

AND

WEIRD Yoga-like Body positions.

Sounds EZ. But We Matched up a Certain Group of Drinks. With Specific Body Positions. Breathing.

Until we Had Created 6 Compelling "Tantric Sex Recipes."

Dripped one after the other -- with Q & A in Between. AND Face to Face Chiropractic Sessions.

9 out of 12 Wine Collectors Signed up for Her "Tantric Drinking To Get Closer to Enlightenment or God" Sessions.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

Billionaire Watching Club Ezine