Make Money From Complaints

Merry Christmas,

Turns out each Giant Company has a Complaint department.

So when I called the 800#

Told the lady my Ritz Crackers fall apart when I try to put peanut butter on them.

She asked me to Read her the Bar Code #'s on the Backs of The Boxes.

I had 5 Boxes.

I confess I was Dragging my Feet. And the Empty boxes piled up on me. (I eat whole wheat crackers with soup. And as a snack.)

Anyway.

The Complaint Dept Lady announced she is sending me Five 4.99 Gift Certificates. So I can Replace my "Cracked Crackers."

Huh.

How about that?

$25 for Complaining.

Upon further Cogitation it makes sense.

The Complaint Dept Lady has to Give Away Coupons to Justify Her Job. If she does not PROVE she is valuable. Helping the Company.

OFF WITH HER HEAD.

In The past I have Called to REPORT Problems with other Products. But my Cracker Pay Day was pretty lucrative.

**I got two Cans of Free Turkey -- when I found bones inside a can. Took a photo and sent it in.
**Apple Juice went sour. Got a Coupon for a New Gallon container.

***Found a rock inside a Yogurt Container. Got coupons for some Free Yogurt.

***Took a leaky can of String beans back to the 1.00 store. And they Swapped me a replacement.

Turns out You Get Rewarded for Reporting Problems.

Thanks,

Glenn