Can A Weight Loss Recipe Taste Better Than Chocolate Cake?
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HOW WEIRD? Lock Yourself in A Closet & People Beat Down The Door To Pay You -- WEIRD -- REFERRAL SYSTEMS!
WEIRD #1 -- A Tattoo Energy Referral System.
Weird #2 -- A Coffee or Expresso Energy Referral System.
WEIRD #3 -- My Favorite -- An EAT THE WHOLE THING (8 Servings) And Lose Weight Recipe on One Sheet of paper... Referral System.
You
Think
I
Am
Kidding?
DONCHA?
Am Not.
And I Am About to RAZZLE DAZZLE You With Proof of WEIRD #3!
But First.
A WARNING.
And An Apology To The Ladies Who read This.
THE WARNING: If You Share This *Eat-The-Whole-Thing-And-Lose-Weight Recipe.* You Will Get Referred to Some Wonderful People. And Some SCARY People.
And Even "Wonderfully Scary" Folks.
MY APOLOGY To The Ladies: Dunno Why Exactly. But The Folks Who Get Referred to Me From This WACKY Recipe are Mostly Women.
Ok.
You Are Sitting Down For This, correct?
Wonderfully Scary REFERRAL #1--
A Client in Florida Referred Us to Mary.
The Reason Mary is Wonderful & Scary? Mary Does Not Seem to Sleep. And She Does Painful-Amounts of Pilates. She has Abs of Steel. Must Be Gorgeous. Cuz She Has The Men Around Her Wrapped Around Her Little Finger.
First Thing. Mary said she "LOVED" The Magic Wgt Loss Recipe.
Then Mary Tells me, "I am a senior in College. And Work at a "BabyBell" Part Time."
Mary's Job? To Do all the Work Required to Get "Legal-Right-of-Way to Dig Trenches. Lay Fiber-Optic Cable.
Mary Had a SCARY Request:
"I Want to Get The People Around me at Work to PAY ME. And Not Get Fired."
I tell Mary, "We can Do that. I Did That Myself. And I coach others on ways to Make Extra Cash at work too."
How Mary Made 500.00 a Day Extra.
My client who Referred Mary took a "Credit Repair Course. Fixed his Credit. Started Charging 500.00 to Fix others Credit. Put Flyers at Gas Stations. Not working.
So Eric Hired me.
We Interviewed Ed and then Wrote a Special Report Called, "3 Bad Credit NIGHTMARES & How I've Solved Them"
Eddie Got a Yellow Sign Made That Said, "Credit Repair". And Wore it around his Neck. Walked around a Mall and Made 5000.00 in one day.
We got him up to 87,000.00 a Month. Then He Quit.
Mary Got "CREDIT REPAIR" Printed on a 3-Ring Binder. Took it to the water fountain. And Lunch. Referred her Co-Workers to Eddie. Who Paid her the Entire 500 bucks. Cuz he wanted Mary to Work for him.
SCARY MARY -- Quit College. Moved to Florida. Set up shop in Her Mom's Best Friends CPA Office. Charged 5000.00 to Fix Small Business Bad Credit.
Started Making 50K A Month. Then Mary Quit. Started Investing in Real Estate.
Last Time We Heard from Mary She was on Vacation in Italy. Got into Italian Real Estate.
Wonderfully Eccentric REFERRAL #2 -- Monique Called for Magic Recipe Wgt Loss Advice -- From Naples, Italy.
Monique Is Rich and Eccentric!
Her Question?
"How Do I Get My Mechanic BoyFriend to Help me Do HouseHold Chores?"
She said, "The sex is Great. He Duct Tapes me to The Brick Wall. Rips my Clothes Off." (A Poker Face is Important When People Share This Stuff.)
**I bought him New clothes.
**Bought him a new car.
**Got Him a New Job closer to where I Live.
**Got him a New Apartment.
MONIQUE FEELS that Lorenzo Should Help her without her asking.
I Explained That Men Are Lazy. Lorenzo Can't read her mind. Just Come out and ASK Him for help. (And Monique reported, "Your idea helped.")
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Just Plain **Scary** REFERRAL #3 -- Teresa Called to Ask About The Magic Weight Loss Recipe.
TERESA WAS A CROOK!
Teresa Claimed she owned 1/2 of a Restaurant. Had invented a New Line of Cosmetics for Beauty Parlors.
So I Interviewed Her. We created An Audio mp3 She Could Send to Beauty Parlor Owners.
**HANG UP THE PHONE WITH THE BITCH!***
And SUDDENLY -- I started hearing LOUD WHISPERS every time I was on the Phone with A Woman client. (Only I could hear the Voice!)
At First I Feared I was GOING CRAZY.
But After I Called my Phone Company. Signed a bunch of Permission Forms. Got a BLOCK Put on my Line. And Talked to The SECRET CRIMINAL CATCHING DIVISION.
It Turned Out Teresa had TAPPED My Phone. Bought a Telephone Repairman's Line-splitter on The Black Market.
AND
Had Stolen Her Formula for Cosmetics from "MARY K COSMETICS." By tapping the phone between Headquarters and the Science Lab.
VERY EXCITING.
I got to Hear Blow by Blow Reports. The Cops, The FireDepartment, The FBI couldn't get into her condo. Steel Rebar Cement wall. Steel Door Frame. Steel Door. They had to Cut Through the door with a Torch.
While, My Client, Teresa CUSSED at them through the door.
When they Broke thru the Door?
Teresa was Dressed in her Sunday Best. And Served the men Fresh Cookies. She was Baking cookies while they Burnt a hole thru her door!
What Happened?
Teresa was Arrested for having 3 illegal Line Splitters in her Condo.
See?
Told Ya.
Scary!
Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
P.S. -- You may be Thinking, "Glenn. How Come These 3 Ladies Trusted you? Told you so much PERSONAL STUFF?"
Well.
I Confess. I got 4 Special Questions from a GENIUS.
I was Referred to KEN-THE-GENIUS-Consultant -- who makes 25K a Day.
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