Proof, Jeff Bezos At Amazon, Has Taken My Package Delivery Advice

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Dear Friend,

After Shooting a Confetti Cannon on the Windshield of my USPS Delivery Lady's Truck. And Gifting her one. (She Tells me her son had a Blast Setting it off.)

Packages sent to me thru Regular Post arrive at my door.

However.

The Same Could Not be said for some of the "Other" folks who SubContract to deliver packages for Amazon.com

For Example:

I Found a Box with my tennis shoe Order sitting in the rain. This makes sense. The Delivery Person turned around in my parking lot. Tossed the box by the shed.

Then Sped Back up my driveway.

Speed -- Speed -- Speed.

After Interviewing one of my Ezine Subscribers I "Get It."

Jason said, "I get a lot less for Delivering small packages. The Microwaves, TV's and Refrigerators Pay a Lot more."

Time is money.

But soon Things got Worse.

Amazon Boxes were left...

I -- By the Garage

II -- Tossed out on my sidewalk

III -- Dumped near the road under my mailbox.

So I Called Amazon Headquarters.

Asked to speak to "My Buddy Jeff Bezos."

Jeff was on the other line. So I got Referred to Jeff's Assistant.

Jim-in-The-Bahamas.

While I Was Sharing my "Package Delivery Advice" with Jim. He revealed that he wasn't Allowed to Make Decisions above 10.00. So He Sent me to Liam.

Liam-in-South-Africa.

Liam cheerfully took my money. Gave me the 25.00 Amazon-Fire Trade In Discount. And Promised to Relay my Advice to THE BIG BOSS.

And Jeff came thru too.

Jeff Jumped on my Idea like a Long Eared Bunny!

My Next Three Packages were delivered to my Door Step.

The Box with 25 lbs of Bread Flour.

My Caste Iron Wok.

My Rocket Stove.

(EDITORS NOTE -- After the "Snake-Crooked" road by my House was Re-Surfaced, cars go 60 instead of 30mph. Result? 2 Telephone pole Wipe-outs in 6 Months. No Electricity. So I have Already used my Wok And Outdoor Stove.)

Have you Guessed My Advice?

Same as I do with Consulting Clients. Instead of running things out of your Back Pocket. Create a System.

***Less Work. More Money.***

Which is Exactly what My Advice to Jeff was about.

My Advice to Jeff, "TAKE A PHOTO of the Package at My Back Door."

A -- Customer is happy. They can see the photo of the package at their door in their email!

B -- Insurance Company is happy.

C -- Customer Complaint dept is happy.

D -- And The Delivery Person does not have to Type or do paperwork. Just snap a photo. And Hit ENTER.

OF COURSE --

It's also pretty clear in the photo. The package is at the door. Or it Ain't.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn