We Pointed At A Woman's Dog Tattoo & She Talked About Horse Psychics

Dear Friend,

While in Line at a Garden Supply Store we Noticed a lady with a Dog's Face tattooed on her arm.

I waved.

Pointed at her.

Point at My Arm.

Barked 3 Times, "RUFF RUFF RUFF."

Gave a Big Grin.

And Two THUMBS up.

The Woman Came over to me Laughing. Pointed to her Tattoo and said, "This is Rufus."

She is a Dog Trainer.

I asked, "Have you ever Worked with a Horse Psychic? I have a Client with 2 Race horses who argue all the time. Morgan Stallions. Brothers."

Annie nodded.

Told me about working for a client who ALSO had hired a Horse Psychic. The Equine Mind Reader Said stuff like, "Your Horse Says it bothers her that you have the stirrups set at two different heights."

My Turn to laugh.

"MY CLIENT, Hannah, is in the "Dog-House" -- pun intended -- with her Equine Vet and Her Ferrier. Both are Mad at her. She is paying her Horse Psychic More than they get.

"Hannah's Hobby is Flirting. So she has the other women at the Farm where she boards her horses upset too. She is dating the owner.

Annie the Dog Trainer nodded.

"Animals get Jealous too. If You Pay Attention to One Dog more than another you have trouble. One may "act out."

ME -- "I have a client whose Dog Barks Loudly when we are on the phone. And, my favorite, A guy who does root canals, ends up in the Dark whenever we Talk. His cat comes in. Jumps up and turns the light switch off."

Annie is buying 4 "Cat Nip" plants.

ME -- "OHO. What Advantage is it for you to have a DRUNK Cat running around?

Annie --" I stuff Cat Toys with Catnip. It keeps the cats busy while I work with My Clients Dog."

ME -- "Hannah is a Great Client because She Jumps from 1 Sales Job to another. Calls me for help. Aluminum Siding, Doing seminars for a bank, Magazine Subscription sales, Stocks and Bonds Training Phone Sales.

"Hannah is now working at a RaceTrack selling Betting tickets.

Annie -- "A Betting Window?"

ME -- Yup.

"She Called me for Help. She got stuck at the Betting Window Farthest from the food concessions. ZERO Customers. She only gets Paid when People line up.

"We Borrowed Some LUCK and Created A Long Line with a Sign."

Annie -- "What Did The Sign Say?"

ME -- "Touch A Winner For Luck." We Told Hannah to find the men or woman who had Won The Most Money. Offer to Pay for a limited # of His Bets. In Return he stands in front of Her window. Holding a Sign."

ME -- "My Advice was, "As soon as somebody ELSE has a Big Win. Replace the First Mr Lucky" with "Lucky Guy #2. Her line got longer and longer. Hannah's Betting Window was 'LUCKY.' "

"Hannah told me she sold hundreds of tickets that day.

Annie -- "Clever. People are very Superstitious."

(EDITORS NOTE -- We Stood outside in the shade on the veranda of the Garden Center and Chatted for a while longer.)

ME -- "Especially at a horse track or in a Casino."

ME -- "Hanna Gets Fired A Lot. Together we find ways to make her #1 in Sales in all her Jobs. Then She Gets Fired.

"At the Bank her job was to Sell Investment Securities to Retirees. But nobody was coming to her Workshops. So we had her go to the Cook for her Event. INSTEAD of Boring Investment Opportunities. We Sent a Lip-smacking MENU to 1000's of 65 Year olds with moolah in the bank vault.

"Hannah went for 50 people to several 1000. She Filled The Banquet Hall. With that # of Affluent people in the audience she invited Guest Speakers. Really started to make the bank some extra money.

"But Her Bank Manager Thought she was Making too Much Money. Fired Hannah. Took over himself. And The Program Collapsed. He Didn't Understand WHY everybody was there.

New and Different Tasting FOOD.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association

Rentamentor@gmail.com