Why "Copywriting-Ideas" From Gurus FAIL And Self Made Billionaire Chi-Energy-Word Strategies Almost Always Make Money

Thanks for Voting on My "Copywriting Battle Book Part #1"

Dear Friend,

As You Can See, I Stapled a "Fire Photo" at the top of this article.

Why Did I do that?

ONE REASON --

It Matches The Photo of my BURNT LAWN. The Photo we used as the Background of Our "Write Like a Billionaire" Publication.

(EDITORS NOTE -- A New PUBLICATION Which We Have Not Figured out how to Post To. This Article was supposed to be inside my new "Write Like a Billionaire" Publication. Who Knew it would be so hard to Simply WRITE An Article? Sheesh. Oh Well. Maybe I Won't create A Separate "Publication" after All. Until I figure the Tech out.)

The Flames you see are Exactly What I Saw When I Accidentally Set My Lawn on fire.

Because The Chest High Flames, in the pic, are what I saw in The Dark. When I went out at Night, to Test an idea I got From an "Off-The-Grid-Expert" on YouTube.com."

My Point?

An Idea You get From a Bearded Bozo With No Electicity.

Might Be Less Valuable...

Than an Idea a whole bunch of self made Billionaires are Using to Make Money.

So What Kind of Goofy Test Was I Doing At Midnight?

Glad you asked!

The Bearded Bozo Said, "A mentor of mine says that if you Pour Fireplace Ashes on the Cracks in Your asphalt driveway, You can Patch The Crack. Without spending any money on patching products.

I Did a Quick Mental Calculation:

WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? I get ashes in my driveway. They wash away.

BEST RESULT? I Might Be Able to Patch a few Driveway Cracks for Free.

So.

I loaded up a metal Bucket with ashes and Glowing cinders.

Went out in the dim light of a streetlight -- out by the road. And Dumped ashes all along a crack across my driveway.

FOR GOOD MEASURE. I jumped up and down on the glowing coals. To sort of Tamp them down.

Then.

DRUM -- ROLL -- PLEASE.

In The Quiet of the night.

I heard a Loud !!!WHOOOOSH!!! Noise.

Turned around and Chest High flames Were Leaping high in the air. My Tennis shoe must have kicked a hot coal into the dead grass by the Driveway.

I tried smothering the fire with my Ash Bucket. Discovered fired eating grass around my tennis shoes. Had to JUMP back.

Tried beating it out with a big Stick.

The Fire LAUGHED at me.

Thinking Quickly. I ran to the Garage and Got a Shovel. Which little by little I Used to Beat out the Fire. Smother the flames.

You can't see It too Good in the Photo BACKGROUND At the Top of the "Write Like a Billionaire" Page. But the Burnt Grass Area is 30 feet long and 15 feet wide.

AFTER YOU STOP LAUGHING.

Let me Quickly Make My Point.

Based on Years of Testing. Adapting Proven Headlines from Ted Nicholas, Joe Sugarman, Gary Halbert, Jay Abraham, David Ogilvy, John Caples, Robert Collier and Dozens of others.

The Gurus Stuff NO LONGER WORKS. (Works meaning -- their Writing IDeas No Longer Grab Attention. And Make Money thru writing.)

I Believe.

Based on Tests with Clients -- that A New Word Energy Paradigm Shift Has Happened.

Silently.

Invisibly.

THE EFFECT is to Make The "Old Methods" Ineffective.

People are UNconsciously Used to a Certain Level of STIMULATION in Their Reading. Movies too. And If Your Writing Cannot Equal or BEAT the Amount of CHI ENERGY They are Used to.

Your Readers GO AWAY.

Please THINK About That.

And Watch How the Self Made Billionaires Structure Their Word Patterns to Create UNCONSCIOUS EXCITEMENT.

Proof.

6 Examples.

How To Adapt The Billionaire Writing Idea -- So You Can Use It too.

Let's Compare This Backwoods Bozo Idea... (Which kinda sorta worked. But Only Ashes with Hot Coals seem to Stay put in the Cracks.)

I Say Again -- Let us Compare and Contrast The VALUE of the Driveway Patching IDea with A "Double Loop" Writing Tactic we Spotted 6 Different Self Made Billionaires Using.

(EDITORS NOTE -- Years ago I read an obscure book by a guy who calls himself, "The Wizard of Words." He cited an even more unknown Scientific Study. Namely -- that words we don't see Together Side by side Have a "Slap-The-Reader-Awake" Effect.)

You Will See Lots more "Proof."

But For This First Article I Will Stick With an Example from all 6 Billionaires. And a Case Study of Me Adapting what I call "DOUBLE-LOOP-CHI-ENERGY- WRITING" to write a compelling Article Title.

J. K. Rowling -- All Harry Potter Titles. "Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban"

Steve Jobs -- Apple Computer -- Apple Iphone -- Apple Watch -- Apple Car.

Richard Branson -- "Virgin Records -- Virgin Bank -- Virgin Trains

George Lucas -- Star Wars -- Raiders of the Lost Ark -- Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Warren Buffet -- Geico Video Ads (LOOP #1 You See a Stupid Lizard. LOOP 2 You Hear "I Just Saved $ with Geico.)

James Patterson -- Mr-Soon to be Billionaire Writer. 800 Million man -- "Kiss The Girls -- The President is Missing -- 1st to Die -- Along Came a Spider.

Ok.

As Promised --

Here is a New Article where We Try To Apply The Billionaires "Double Loop ENERGY SLAP Strategy."

1st Try -- How a Cable TV Salesman sold So Many Subscriptions he took Jobs at Two Cable Companies

2nd Try -- After Selling 500% More Than The #1 Cable TV Salesman -- The Boss Fired Him.

3rd Try -- How a Cable TV Salesman Put a Bag over Prospects Heads To Sell 500% More Packages.

Frustrated I went over to the Sofa to take a nap.

Idly ran words thru my head.

AHA!

Got it.

You Can Be My TEST SUBJECT for This Title!

THE TEST?

Can You Resist Clicking the Link? And Reading How He Did It?

"How A Cable TV Salesman Sold 500% More Subscriptions By Putting a Paper Bag Over Buyers Heads."

Quick LOOP Analysis"

LOOP #1 -- "How A Cable TV Salesman Sold 500% More Subscriptions

LOOP #2 -- ...By Putting a Paper Bag Over Buyers Heads."

Did You FEEL The CHI ENERGY Double Loop Word Combo SLAP In Your Face?

Click Me!

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

P.S. -- Actually This is a TRIPLE LOOP Word Pattern. We are Kinda Jumping ahead of ourselves. We Should Document how Self Made Billionaires Use DOUBLE LOOP WORD Energy 1st. Before we Get to TRIPLE LOOPS.