Wild Turkeys Are SO Smart Hunters Use SEX To Kill Them
Happy Turkey Day.
Billionaire Watching Club Ezine
Ben Franklin proposed the wild turkey as the National Bird.
A Bird with BrainPower.
Turkeys are so smart you can't hunt them in a Normal way.
Stalking
Food on the ground
Hunting blinds
Deer Tree platforms
Nothing works.
EXCEPT...
Surprise S*E*X At 5:30am in the morning.
(Editors note -- While I was watching all the movies that grossed over 100 mil -- on recommendations of a copywriter whose words sold billions of stuff. Eugene Schwartz)
I stumbled across an odd videotape.
"How to Hunt Wild Turkey"
I Chuckled All Thru The Video.
Grown Men are going thru this HELL just to shoot a stringy, tough as leather Bird.
The Video Directions are Burned into my Memory.
A -- You sneak around in daylight and spy out where wild turkeys hang out
B -- You Buy a Special Turkey call device. You Also Buy How To Cluck Like a Girl Turkey videos. Practice until You learn to cluck like a lady turkey.
C -- You buy a special Air-tight suit -- taped up at ankles, neck. Wear a hood. (So turkey can't smell you
D -- You get up at two am
E -- Drive -- then Sneak -- then Crawl into Position. Check the wind. You Must be down wind of Tom Turkey
F -- Wake Mr Turkey up with the Female Turkey call
G -- Then When a groggy, 1/2 asleep Male Turkey runs down the hill toward you for Looking forward to s*e*x.
You blow his head off before he wakes up.
Glenn
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