Wild Turkeys Are SO Smart Hunters Use SEX To Kill Them

Happy Turkey Day.

Billionaire Watching Club Ezine

Ben Franklin proposed the wild turkey as the National Bird.

A Bird with BrainPower.

Turkeys are so smart you can't hunt them in a Normal way.

Stalking
Food on the ground
Hunting blinds
Deer Tree platforms

Nothing works.

EXCEPT...

Surprise S*E*X At 5:30am in the morning.

(Editors note -- While I was watching all the movies that grossed over 100 mil -- on recommendations of a copywriter whose words sold billions of stuff. Eugene Schwartz)

I stumbled across an odd videotape.

"How to Hunt Wild Turkey"

I Chuckled All Thru The Video.

Grown Men are going thru this HELL just to shoot a stringy, tough as leather Bird.

The Video Directions are Burned into my Memory.

A -- You sneak around in daylight and spy out where wild turkeys hang out

B -- You Buy a Special Turkey call device. You Also Buy How To Cluck Like a Girl Turkey videos. Practice until You learn to cluck like a lady turkey.

C -- You buy a special Air-tight suit -- taped up at ankles, neck. Wear a hood. (So turkey can't smell you

D -- You get up at two am

E -- Drive -- then Sneak -- then Crawl into Position. Check the wind. You Must be down wind of Tom Turkey

F -- Wake Mr Turkey up with the Female Turkey call

G -- Then When a groggy, 1/2 asleep Male Turkey runs down the hill toward you for Looking forward to s*e*x.

You blow his head off before he wakes up.

Glenn

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