Yellow Ducky Power Guide: 5 Proven Ways to Boost Your Energy By Looking in a Mirror

"Basic Booty Shorts, Premium Stretch, w/Gentle Butt Lifting Stitching"

Dear Friend,

WEIRD WARNING -- Just Walked, Ben, An VIP Inner Circle Member, thru All 5 Chapters Below In The ORDER FORM -- over the phone. Ben Already Owned "Enchanted I & II and "Instant Handwriting I and II".

GOOD News -- BADNews.

GOOD -- Ben Took Immediate Action.

BAD -- He Broke the Rules of Testing New And Powerful Ideas. Tested 4 "Energy Boost Ideas" at once.

Ben called me back IN A PANIC.

Ben Yells, "I ITCH ALL OVER! DO SOMETHING!"

I Yell Back, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

While Ben talks he tells me he is furiously Scratching his fingers, arms, Feet, ankles and toes. Even the bottoms of his feet.

Ben Combined CHAPTER #1 -- "Enchanted Mirror Level 1" -- CHAPTER #2 -- "Enchanted Level 2" -- CHAPTER #4 -- Steve Jobs Magic Trick MIRROR Energy. (Swapping The Squeaky Duck for Steve's Sugar Packet) And CHAPTER #5. Added The Millionaire Magician "Air-Clock-Energy-Zipper" Effect.

After We Used The "Zip-Whistle" to Whistle His Energy down to Normal We Asked a question.

"I told You The Ancient Chinese Discovered We Store Our INTENSE EMOTION ENERGY in the Surface of our Skin. What Energy Question did You Ask Your MIRROR SELF to Over-load Your Skin?

Ben was Embarrassed. He said he is Crazy About the Actress Natalie Portman. So he asked his "Mirror-Self" -- the Dr McDoom Question: "What's Most Exciting About Natalie Portman's Cleavage?"

CH #1 -- Ben Wrote Down One Body Signal.

CH #2 -- He Wrote down 3 Body Signals

CH #4 -- Then he Said the Words & Did The Signals While using The Squeaky Duck Energy Link (We Learned from Steve Jobs College Girlfriend)

CH #5 -- Then Ben Squeaked The Duck Upwards Using the "Magicians Air-Clock." From 6pm to 12 Noon.

2 Minutes later Ben said, "I felt dizzy. Then suddenly my Skin started Tickling. Itching like crazy. Especially my Fingers and toes."

All Ben's Extremities were Itching.

ME -- "YOU NUT. I Walked You Thru a SAFE "Extra Cash" Energy Zipper Effect. The Duck Squeak I Did FOR You over the phone Was Safe. How did You CHANGE the Squeaky Duck Energy Link over to LUSTING over Natalie Portman?

BEN -- "I Just Used The Squeaky Duck You Sent me. I used the Duck to Link to Natalie too. Then mixed in Everything but the Instant Handwriting."

ME -- "Congratulations. You have Invented Something New. A "Make Extra Cash & Flirt With Natalie's Cleavage" -- Energy Thermostat Combo.

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You Guessed Right if You are Thinking, "I bet the 'Little Yellow Ducky' and the 'Booty Shorts' Are Part of another Story."

And

You Guessed Right Twice if You Believe I Did "The Yellow Ducky Energy Exercise" -- SAFELY -- Before I wrote this letter.

(EDITORS NOTE -- I Created an "I'm A Great Copywriter" Energy Link For Myself. So Before I Write I Give Myself a "Fantastic Writer-Energy Boost.")

You Know it takes Energy to Teach This Stuff and then Write it Down.

An Example -- What Happens When You Walk Around ENERGIZED.

You see, "Once upon a time (A week ago) I was walking down the road. I regularly double check to find out if I have to Cut weeds growing up next to the road.

A Neighbor stopped me. Troy said, "Do you know who this person is? Federal Express left a package for them, with us, by mistake."

We combined our Brain Power. Got nowhere by staring at the Package Address Label.

So I told Troy. "Give it to me. I'll hunt down the owner. It will be an Adventure. Maybe I can Write about it."

And so it came to Pass.

HERE WE IS!

ESP in action.

FIRST I googled the Address. Troys house came up. Photo of his front lawn and everything. So Federal Express AND Google think Troy's house belongs to this Meghan Smith Lady.

(EDITORS NOTE -- If you are one of those folks who thinks that Artificial Intelligence and Robots are going to SAVE THE DAY, Keep Reading. Boy oh boy will YOU be Disappointed.)

SECOND -- I googled and got the Phone # of the Shipper of the package. "Fashion2Love" in Naples, FL. Ellie not only could Not find any record of the purchase. But she told me, "I'll call you if I find out anything. But We Can't Afford to pay you to ship the package back to us. So Keep It."

CURIOUS -- After a week I Opened the Fed X Package. The label said I was the Proud Owner of a Pair of "Basic Booty Shorts -- Medium."

YOU

MIGHT

BE

THINKING...

***What in Hades do "Booty Shorts" have to do with Looking in the Mirror To Boost My Energy?***

Great Question!

To Find Out -- Keep Reading.

What Happened When We Energized The Fuel Oil Lady -- Over the Phone?

Next I called The Local Company I Buy my Heating Oil from. Tracy takes my order. But she has to get in touch with her Manager to find out what day the Truck will come.

I say, "Please Hunt him down for me. And Your Reward is a Free Pair of "Booty Shorts." And I told her the goofy story.

Tracy was laughing so much she started hiccuping.

AN HOUR LATER...

Tracy called me back. My oil will arrive tomorrow. She had phoned 3 people. Discovered my email address was wrong. (Which she fixed) and phoned me.

(HINT -- It was not so much my "Booty Shorts Story" but The ENERGY -- Vim & VIGOR with which I TOLD the Story -- that Persuaded Tracy to Jump so many hurdles and Get back to me.)

LAST WEEK-- A Delivery Truck knocked down my the power line to the house. I called an Electrician. Tom fixed it. Then went into the basement to Check on a Clicking Sound I heard in the "Pump Room."

Tom checked the Pump Switch. Called a Pumber friend to consult. So I asked for THAT Plumbers # and Hired Mike to Come out and Replace my Busted Well Pump Switch.

There is a slow drip where Mike's Plumbers Helper was working. So I called Mike. And said, "Since you are coming back. Please buy and install an American Standard -- 2 handle faucet without the spayer. The Moen Kitchen Faucet is leaking again."

THIS WEEK -- Mike called back to say He couldn't Find a Kitchen Faucet without a Sprayer Attachment. So I told him, "I will Buy one on Amazon.com -- I've seen them for sale there Already.

You Say, "SASSA -- FRASSA -- RASSA!"

"I don't care about Your Plumbing Problem.

But You Will!

Here's What Happened When We ENERGIZED The Lady at the American Standard Faucet Company.

Keep Reading to Find Out Why MY Plumbing Problem Is GOOD NEWS for You.

Because YOU can ZAP People Too.

STEP I -- I found an 8 inch center Kitchen Faucet with a hot and cold handle -- no sprayer. But the comments said the Cartridges are made with Ceramic and Plastic and Get Loose. But I couldn't Find the Right Cartridge to fit the Faucet.

STEP II -- So I called Milly at the American Standard Warehouse in Ohio. Milly said my chosen 39.00 faucet is "Out of Stock."

STEP III -- I had a 2nd Faucet picked out. But that one was "Out of Stock" too.

STEP IV -- I explained that amazon.com says Both are IN STOCK. And customers Get MAD when companies LIE LIKE A RUG.

STEP V -- I Thanked Milly. Offered her my Spare Pair of "BUTT SHORTS." But Got turned down.

STEP VI -- Milly found a 3rd Option. But her Sofware would NOT let me buy it direct. So I went to the American Standard website. Entered as a "Guest." And the Website wouldn't let me Buy the Faucet either!

STEP VII -- Milly Suggested I try to Order Faucet #3 on the Amazon.com website. And since I knew Milly's daughter was a Girl Scout -- I told her A Girl Scout Story.

The Girl Scout Who Broke Local Cookie Sales Records by Selling Cookies Outside a Marijuana Store.

MILLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

Why Tell Milly Funny Stories with Lots of Energy and Pizzazz?

Because Milly and I had Been On The Phone for an Hour! And were Well into Our 2nd Hour. And I Wanted to keep Milly Energized.

Milly is sending me detailed Install Directions. And 2 Free Cartridges.

(EDITORS NOTE -- Faucet #3 Costs 117.00 -- The Two Out-of-Stock Faucets were 39 bucks. Dunno about you but I Spotted a TREND.)

Because I Might NEED MORE HELP.

And because I wanted to THANK REWARD Milly -- I asked her to give me her Bosses Contact Info. So I could tell her Milly Should get a New Car and A Las Vegas Vacation for going the Extra 100 Miles to help me.

I CC'd the following note to Milly.

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• Thank Milly (Again) for me -- Karen,
  
• She Deserves a New Car.
  
• Vegas Vacation
  
• Free Lunch for a year.
  
• I am a Marketing Consultant.
  
• (One of the things I do for affluent clients is SECRET SHOPPING. Then write a Free Report
  
• Called, "10 Things to Double Check Before You Order A New _________" -- so that when Buyers email or call to SPEND MUNNY -- they read the Report FIRST. And the Report lists all the things YOUR PRODUCT or service does that the competition DOES NOT. So you can sell More at Higher Prices.)
  
• YOU could do that for a best selling product or 3.
  
• But until you can actually TAKE ORDERS -- you cannot Create Better Systems.
  
• Consider me a "NOT SO SECRET Shopper"
  
• You have some Huge Problems.
  
• A -- 2 Kitchen faucets I wanted to buy on Amazon (Looked in stock) -- Milly discovered are out of stock. (If we found 2 There Are DOZENS more. This makes people MAD.)
  
• B -- When I googled to try and order a spare Cartridge
  
• Neither Amazon site OR Your own Website could tell me what cartridge to order.
  
• C -- THAT is when I called YOU. Milly discovered she could NOT enter the faucet into your Software.
  
• She had double checked was in stock at the ware house.
  
• (THERE is no backup system to take MOOLAH when the Software is busted. My Experience is that NOTHING can be Trusted when it comes to Electricity or Software systems.)
  
• D -- Milly suggested I try to order from Your website.
  
• but the Company Website Software wouldnt let me buy.
  
• WOW!
  
• YOUR SOFTWARE won't Let Customers SPEND MOOLAH!
  
• Finally.
  
• Milly suggested I go back onto Amazon.
  
• So I googled the Faucet.
  
• Found it and ordered it successfully thru Amazon.com
  
• YES I understand that your 2 handle
  
• Faucets are being phased out because they don't break down as often.
  
• (Planned obsolescence. )
  
• YES I KNOW you are under pressure from Corporate
  
• in NJ -- to PUSH the Higher margin -- Products.
  
• But IF Milly cannot Take Munny from customers
  
• For Any Reason -- for an IN STOCK item.
  
• YOU HAVE a Bigger Problem.
  
• I suggest you work with Milly -- use her contacts
  
• to work out a BACK UP WAY to Take Orders.
  
• BECAUSE my Experience and
  
• My ESP predicts A TOTAL BREAK -- DOWN is in your future.
  
• Like with an iceberg -- My leetle problem -- Guarantees
  
• there are MASSIVE Problems in your Order Taking Systems.
  
• Thanks,
  
• Glenn Osborn
  
• Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association
  
• Rentamentor Group
  
• Master of Ceremonies at The Billionaire Watching Club
  
• (EDITORS NOTE -- My ESP was Right! The Plumber who installed my New Kitchen Faucet says He Prefers "American Standard"... But he can't get parts. And there are Long Wait Times even when he orders a common -- best selling item.)
  
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ENERGIZE Yourself EXAMPLE #IV-- 3 Waitresses Share WAY TOO Much Information While Competing with each Other.

Wendy Told us She bought a Pure Breed Dog for 5000.00. It can only have puppies by Cesarean Section. (Heck of a sales job!)

Alison -- Showed us a Photo of her Daughters Pet Turtle, Herman. The Turtle lives to be over 100 Years old. She has nick-named him STINKY. Because he smells so bad.

Tessa -- Revealed A Secret. She was buying a "Sectional Sofa" for 10,000.00 one piece at a time. (Again -- someone at the furniture Company is a Genius.)

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Your ORDER FORM --

Use One or Use All 5 Because Each Proven Extra Energy System Creates Chi Energy Inside Your Guts -- in a Totally Different Way.

BUT Not Like Ben.

NOT AT THE SAME TIME!

CHAPTER #1 -- Enchanted Level #1 -- You Use the Most Powerful Energy Question (We Built a Company on top of) to Trigger a Body Language Signal In the Mirror.

A -- You Write it Down.

B -- You send that Signal to Your Mirror Self.

C -- You Write Down What You FEEL (Energy, Body Location, emotions, Words, Mental Pictures, Images.)

D -- Your BIG BENEFIT -- Your New MIRROR SIGNAL is now a Permanent Way for you to Create Extra Energy for Yourself.

CHAPTER #2 -- Enchanted Level #2 -- You Now Move Up to Little Yellow Ducky Chi Power. An Extra Energy Trigger you can use Anywhere.

A -- You Ask the "Like Best" -- "Enjoy" -- Important" Questions into your Mirror.

B -- You Write Down Each Body Signal. So Now You Know the Words And the Body Signal the Words Create.

C -- You Triple SQUEAK The Yellow Ducky Energy Trigger we Sent You. (This Duck has a WEIRD sound. You Want your Energy Signal to be UNIQUE. Otherwise someone might Accidentally Set off An Energy Burst Inside You.

D -- You Finally Read the Words, Flash the Signals in the Mirror. And Triple SQUEAK the Ducky. (Write down the Combo Body Signal You Created.)

E -- You Now have A Visual, Audio And Feelings Based Emotion Energy Trigger for whenever you Need An Energy Boost. Without Coffee.

CHAPTER #3 -- Instant Handwriting --

A -- You Use Our "INSTANT HANDWRITING Part II" -- 6 Hrs of "Live" mp3 Case Studies -- to Write a Page of Positive Personality Traits.

B -- You Pick Your Top 3 Favorites. Write them on a Blank Page.

C -- You Re-Write all three In "The Unconscious Command" format.

D -- Then You Read All 3 "Commands" into your Mirror.

E -- Write Down the 3 Big Body Signals that Your Created.

F -- Flash all 3 and Squeak the Ducky to get a Final (Combined) Energy Link Body Signal.

G -- LASTLY -- You Squeak the Duck SAME TIME as you Flash the Combined Body Signal.

H -- EDITORS NOTE -- When I do The Energy Duck Effect with a Waiter or Waitress. And come back a Year later. The Energy Effect Still Works IF they use it. If you Quit using it -- the effect wears off.

CHAPTER #4 -- Adapted from (Steve Jobs Sugar Packet Magic Energy Trick) Dark Chocolate Individually Wrapped Kisses.

A -- You GRIN and say, "Can I Give You A Kiss?

B -- You Open Hand to Show Her 3 Chocolate Kisses.

C -- Waitress returns. You Open Your Hand to Show another Chocolate Kiss.

D -- Whistle as You Hop The Kiss Up Your Arm.

E -- (IF there is time. You Explain About Anchient Chinese Discovery. How Intense Emotions like --" LOVE OF Chocolate" are Stored in our Skin.

F -- As You double and Double Her Chocolate Energy -- The Waiter will FEEL their Skin tickle Somewhere.

G -- HAND them A SUPPLY of "SPECIAL" KISSES. You Magic Marker the Tassles RED.

H -- When She Runs out of "Special Kiss Chocolate" They will Call You for More.

I -- (EDITORS NOTE -- Steve Jobs College Girlfriend told us This is what Steve Did to Get coeds to Buy him lunch -- over and over. Except he used a Sugar Packet. (Repeated Rubbing destroyed the Packet of Sugar.)

CHAPTER #5 -- Millionaire Magician --

A -- Millionaire Magician Invents "Psycho-Energy-Magic". Creates "Air-Clock-Energy-Link. Can be used anywhere.

B -- We Added The Visual and Audio Energy LINK -- The Squeaky Duck

C -- Then You Use BRAIN NEURONS to bypass the Brain. Create an Energy Zipper Up HER Arm. By using Your Own Arm.

D -- The Squeaky Duck Works by phone or Face to Face.

Thanks,

Glenn

P.S. -- Yes You CAN Link or Combine the above ideas. IF you First Test Them out ONE at a time. So You Know what you are doing. AND ask me Questions. We've been doing this for Years.