Girl Gets Race-Track Job To "Steal" Her RaceHorse Trainers Betting System

Poem for "Copywriting...SUCKS" System

"Lucky Sign" Betting Window Poem:

There Once was a Girl Named Cathy,

Who Took a Job at the Track,

But Her Betting Window Was Empty,

Too Far from The Food Concession Rack.

Cathy Called and told me Her Plan,

To Seduce A Betting System from The Man,

She Hired to Train Her 2 Race Horses,

So I consulted my Horse Owner Sources.

After They Quit Laughing About The Trainer,

Cathy Seduced instead of Paying his Retainer,

They said, "Horse Betting Addicts Believe in Luck,"

So We Had To Think how to use Luck to Make a Buck.

We sent Cathy to The Pay Windows,

She Put Lotto Tickets into The Mitts,

Of Staffers Paying off Winning tickets,

Betters Lined up in Rows,

To Find out if their Horse Won or Lost by a Nose.

Cathy asked, "Who Won The Most Money?,

"This Past week That You Paid,

"Off from Your Window Here in The Shade,

"And Pretty Please, Honey-Bunny...

"Could You Print A Copy for Me,?

"Stamp it "Paid" in Red,

"Then Touch it to Share some of Your Luck,

"So My Betting Window Doesn't Suck.

Soon Cathy Put Up a 4 foot Sign,

"Improve Your Luck",

And Her Betting Window Became a Goldmine,

100's Got into Cathy's Betting Window Line,

To Touch Winning Tickets & Improve Their Luck,

And Thats The End of my Story, "Nyuk, Nyuk."

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

P.S. -- If You Liked This Kind of Story-Telling Poem, Here is another...

(EDITORS NOTE -- My Poems are My Revenge on a Boring English Teacher who forced us to Memorize, "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe)